Consider my consicence pricked!

The other day I had to go get some Sudafed from the drugstore in our area. Now, because the Meth users in our area buy Sudafed in bulk as part of their ingredients list (must be to prevent nasal congestion while getting high), the pharmacies have taken to putting the medicine behind the counter to prevent stealing and keeping a list of those who are purchasing it. All of this I can understand - somewhat.  


So far, so good.


But the amazingly amusing part was that I had to sign a slip of paper "promising" that I would not use this Sudafed to make illegal drugs.


Anyone catch the humor?


Do we honestly think that signing that piece of paper is going to deter me from making Meth? "Dang! I was going to make and sell mountains of Meth until I had to sign that paper! Got to find me a pharmacy that doesn't prick my conscience like that."

Have a Hankerin for Hawaii

Was just looking at pictures from our trip to Hawaii and missing it terribly. Here  --  take a look!

Cushie Chair

Too lazy to find a chair!

Can't believe this is fat free!

Love this guy!
Kevin James on Muffins. Watch this!

Chasing the Ball

Regular or Extra Crispy?

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)